November 5th Pill - Election Hangover Cure

What to Expect When You’re Expecting… a Throbbing Headache from the US Election

Picture this... It’s November 6th, the morning after election night. As the sun rises over a bleary-eyed nation, one question echoes from every tired citizen’s parched lips: “Did we really just do that?” Yes. Yes, we did. The 2024 Election Hangover is real, and it’s a doozy.

Just like after a legendary party, you might be piecing together what exactly went down last night. “Did I actually cheer when they called that one precinct?” “Who was I arguing with online until 3 a.m.?” The answer, probably, is yes to all. Expect text receipts from old friends asking if you’re still mad about “local district runoff statistics,” and social media memories reminding you of a deep rant about street-light budgets. Some say elections are a chance to speak your mind; others say it’s a hazy social misfire that lasts four years.

Whether your candidate won, lost, or tied, you’re bound to experience some buyer’s remorse. It’s a universal experience to wonder, “Did we really just elect that person?” As it turns out, campaign promises can sound great at the time, especially when half-heard between ads. But now? Maybe it wasn’t worth the yard sign battles, doorbell dodging, and subtle arguments with your neighbor’s lawn decorations.

It happens every time. But this time, you can be prepared! Introducing the (un)Official November 5th Election Hangover Pill - to aid your election hangover and make the next morning at least a little better! 

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Cheers to making it through another round!